Mine Turtle

(Hello) Mine turtle, mine turtle

The mine turtle, (Hello), mine turtle

Mine turtle's on the prowl, llama whipping by

Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie, flavored pie

Skater kid tells a cop, you can't tell me what to do

Watch out, when mine turtle says hello to you

(Hello) Mine turtle, mine turtle

The mine turtle, (Hello), mine turtle

Whoa

Mine turtle's traveled round the world from Cairo to Madrid

Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid

Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine

Fight the aliens (Throw the cheese)

Stole an alien technology, and built a time machine

Went back in time to one hundred million B.C.

The caveman asked what kind of animal are you?

(Technically, I'm a tortoise)

(I am a stegosaurus)

Mine turtle, mine turtle

He is the, he is the, mine turtle, (Hello), mine turtle

Whoa

Listen up, I'll tell you where mine turtle came from

In a petting zoo, one day there was a man named Tom

He shouted drunk science and he drank a cold one

And soon he had made the world's first turtle bomb

The cops tried to stop him before he could explode

(Look out, he's got a nose)

(Wait, no he doesn't)

Mine turtle

Mine turtle

The mine turtle, (Hello), mine turtle

Mine turtle, mine turtle, mine turtle

The mine turtle, mine turtle

Mine turtle