Everybody Do The Flop

Everybody do the flop!

The Do the Flop guy liked to dance all the time

But he couldn't do it right, no matter how hard he tried

He had two left feet from an accident at birth

And every time he danced, he always flopped face first

But then one day, as he jumped in the air

Everybody turned and looked, and they pointed and they stared

He had a bright idea right before he hit the floor

He shouted, "Everybody do the flop", a new dance craze was born

Do, do, do the flop, do, do, do the flop, everybody do the flop

Do, do, do the flop, do, do, do the flop, everybody do the flop

The Do the Flop guy was a viral sensation

Everybody did the flop all across the whole entire nation

He was front page news for his new dance move

Everyone wanted to join in his new dance groove

But then one day, things started going wrong

When a flop concert was interrupted by a bomb

He said, "Please stop", but no matter what he tried

There was no going back for the Do the Flop guy

Do, do, do the flop, do, do, do the flop, everybody do the flop

Do, do, do the flop, do, do, do the flop, everybody do the flop

The Do the Flop guy had to start a new trend

'Cause the Flop might cause the whole world to end

He had to stop people from flopping on their faces

He tried to invent a new dance sensation

Everybody do the don't fall down

Everybody do the stay in place

Everybody do the standing up

Everybody don't do the flop

Everybody do the don't fall down, keep your feet on the ground

Everybody do the stay in place, please don't break your face

Everybody do the standing up, don't even put your hands up

Everybody don't do the flop

The Do the Flop guy couldn't make 'em all stop

They didn't like the new moves as much as the Flop

They tuned him out, and they all turned their backs

Yeah, they left him behind, and they called him a hack

The Do the Flop guy had nothing left to prove

Only one thing left that he knew how to do

It was in his blood, call it destiny or fate

He shouted, "Everybody do the flop", and the earth began to shake

Do, do, do the flop, do, do, do the flop, everybody do the flop

Do, do, do the flop, do, do, do the flop, everybody do the flop

Do, do, do the flop, everybody do the flop

Do, do, do the flop, everybody do the flop

Do, do, do the flop, everybody do the flop

Everybody do the flop