I F****d a Sasquatch

Gather round the campfire, you little bastards. Grandpa wants to sing you a song. Since your loser parents stuck you with me for the weekend, we might as well make the best of it. Here's a touching tale of love about my time as a young man in the Pacific Northwest

Washington State, to be exact

I fucked a sasquatch that night

I fucked a sasquatch that night

Up on the mountain

Way up high

Where the trees meet the sky

I fucked a sasquatch

I fucked that furry Bigfoot's ass

While all of Mother Nature watched

Sing along, you little bastards!

I fucked a sasquatch that night

Sweaty Yeti pussy is warm, moist, sweet, and tight

I fucked a sasquatch while voyeuristic

And jacked dolphins watched, alright

I fucked a sasquatch that night

That Bigfoot bitch

She sat upon my face

She had such a sweet, succulent, gaming taste

And, oh! My cock was hard

And so rock steady

On and on I fucked that sweaty Yeti

I fucked a sasquatch that night

Wonder what the Loch Ness Monster would be like

I fucked a sasquatch that night

Sweet backwoods delight

I fucked a sasquatch that night

Bestiality is wrong but it feels so right

(I fucked a sasquatch that night)

Motherfucking father nature gave me bestial backwoods delight

I fucked a sasquatch that night (Ohwoah)

I fucked a sasquatch that night (Uhohhh)

I fucked a sasquatch that night (Woohoo)

Grandpa? Grandpa, what's a sasquatch?

It's the best piece of ass Grandpa ever had, you worthless little pattywaste. Now get me another beer, the song's over