Left Brain, Right Brain

We're moving right along here

(Hello, patient 24602)

I'm sorry, hello

(How are you feeling?)

Um, not great

(Has the treatment been working?)

Um, I don't think so, no

(What are your remaining symptoms?)

I just, I, I internalize my feelings a lot

I have trouble articulating how I am feeling to other people

I feel like, I just, I

(So basically, you're still a little bitch)

Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice way up there

(I was just joking, ****)

Alright, you're not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit

(I'm not human I can say whatever I want)

Alright, just, just, what? Get to the point

What's wrong with me, please?

Please

(Your emotions and your logic are at war)

Okay

(Your creativity and your analysis are at war)

(And most simply, your left and right brain are at war)

My left and my

(To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other)

Sep

(Splitting your neurological functions in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

Well, can we book an appointment or something?

You don't just start counting down to major medical procedures

(This may hurt a bit)

I don't even know what it is

(Zero)

Just tell me what you're

(Isolation complete)

(This is Bo's left brain, objective, logical, cold, analytical)

(Aware of patterns, aware of trends)

(He's efficient and a prick)

(This is Bo's right brain, subjective, creative, sensory)

(Aware of feelings, aware of people)

(He's emotional and an idiot)

That's your opinion, just careful with opinions

(Okay, boys)

(Play nice)

I am the left brain, I am the left brain

I work real hard until my inevitable death brain

You got a job to do, you'd better do it right, in the right way

Is with the left brain's might

I like Oreo's and pussy

Yes, in that order, and I cried for at least an hour

After watching Toy Story 3, Woody

I am the right brain, I have feelings

I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful, trustful

And I'm looking for somebody to love, or put my penis in

Here comes a female, here comes a female

Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your email

Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate

So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate

Holy fuck, I think she might be the one

There's something about her

I just can't describe it, tits

I am the Earth, she is the glorious sun

I want her to trust me and I just want her to, how do I say this?

Sit on my face? Sit, sit on my face

Alright, now right brain, you're being insane

No, left brain, I'm just being alive

You should try it, you might like it

I worked hard to give him everything he care about

You were worried 'bout the things that he was scared about

I'm calm and collected when you act wild

I am the adult, you are the child

You think you're the right one every time

You think you know everything but you don't know anything

At all, half of his problems were supposed to be mine

But you wanted everything, I hope that you're happy

'Cause he's sure not

Well according to my calculation

I'm sorry let me run the numbers again

Um, you're a pussy

Name calling, really, you're just gonna do name calling?

I'm not calling names, right, I'm just stating facts

And the fact is you're a quivering pussy

I'm the pussy? Well, at least I don't play with toys still, okay?

Rubic's cubes are not toys, they keep my spatial reasoning skills

Sharp, left brain plays with toys, look at you

Mister you're a toy player

Well, at least I did my fucking job, alright?

I kept him working, I kept him productive

You were supposed to look after him

You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all of this

Now you try to blame me for how he's feeling

How he's feeling, if he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him

You did this to him, he hates you, I know he does

He fucking hates you

Right brain, look, I'm sorry, okay?

No you're not

Look, maybe there's something that we could do together

Together?

Take the best parts of both of us, put 'em together

I'm listening

It would let you let your feelings out

It would let me analyze

So you can man the themes, I'll man the form

It's something that George Carlin did

It's something that Steve Martin did

It's something special that we could both perform

Do you know what it is?

Juggling, we could juggle and juggle our cares away

It was comedy, we could do comedy together

(Initiate reassembly)

Alright, left, right brain, look, we're gonna do comedy together

Alright, we gotta do comedy, alright

Alright, left brain, I'll do comedy with you

Look, we can fix it like this, we can make him happy again, I promise

(Once in reformation in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

Alright, left brain, left brain, I love you

(Experimentation complete)

Thank you very much

Thank you guys for coming, it's so nice

I wanted to record this CD in Massing

'Cause it's always been one of my favorite places to play

I played here last year, I don't know if some people came to that one

That was very nice, thanks for coming again, I appreciate it

Um, there's gonna be, you know, there's little silences in the show

As I'm moving between pieces

Don't feel like you have to fill that silence with laughter or applause

I don't want you leaving the show saying

You know, my hands hurt from clapping

My stomach hurts from laughing

I just want you leaving the show thinking

Oh, well

And we're on our way