Lazy Woman S Blues

Some of these women, too lazy to put a button on a good man's shirt

Some of these women, too lazy to put a button on a good man's shirt

But they ain't too lazy to count his money Saturday night

I know a lazy woman put ten dollars in a telephone

I know a lazy woman put ten dollars in a telephone

Just to tell her sweet man her monkey man is out and gone

When a woman's too lazy to try and bake an apple pie

When a woman's too lazy to try and bake an apple pie

She's too lazy to live and she's too darn lazy to die

I know you lazy women gonna tan me when you hear this song

I know you lazy women gonna tan me when you hear this song

But the truth is you lazy and I surely have to carry it on