Can't Even Do Wrong Right

I know a cat by the name of Maurice

He's all the time runnin' from the police

Every time you see him up to some old dirty trick

And he's got the nerve to think he's slick

But he ain't

He messes up every time

Oh, to tell you the truth

The dude can't even do wrong right

Maurice took a notion to rip off the house down the street

Heard they had a whole lots of real good weed

He snuck around back and made it in the house okay, and he

Located the stash and he rolled up a jay

He got high and hungry, wanted somethin' to eat

Went in the kitchen and ate up every damn thing he could see

But, man, between the food and the weed

He sat down on the couch and he went to sleep

He got caught

In the middle of the night

Oh, ain't it a shame

The dude can't even do wrong right

Got him a new car, went out to celebrate

Got hung up at the bar and started runnin' late

Jumped back in his ride and hit the highway, started to roll

He said hundred miles an hour, whoo, look at me go

Thought he had everything under control

I'm talkin' the Highway Patrol

He got caught

In the middle of the night

Oh, Lord have mercy

The dude can't even do wrong right, oh

Maurice was a dog, gon' tryin' to cheat on his wife

He said, "I believe I'll get me a little somethin' on the side"

Found him a woman way across town

He said, "I'll be real cool this time and keep it on the low down"

Thought he had her fooled, he was doin' alright

But what goes on in the dark will surely come to light

He got caught

In the middle of the night

Ah, what did I tell ya

The dude can't even do wrong right

No, can't do wrong right

No