Blind Date

I'm going on a blind date I'm doing a friend a favour I hope she's not a horror We'll have to wait and see I'm slapping on my Old Spice, trying hard to look nice Got my tonic suit on, I hope she fancies me She got out of the taxi, she was a monster A total eclipse of Sainsbury's Tattoos on her tattoos, muscles on her muscles She looked like the sister of Idi Amin We're going to the pictures I didn't have a choice She put her arms around me Her grip was like her voice Shoo shoo time, what's the time, is it really half past nine? Sorry darling, I'm going to have to go I've got to get to Wandsworth, I'm meeting Terry Lawless, Tonight I'm sparring with Frank Bruno She got out of the taxi, she was a monster A total eclipse os Sainsbury's Tattoos on her tattoos, muscles on her muscles She looked like the sister of Idi Amin Geezer she's a monster She's really not that bad You must think I'm joking You must think I'm mad! I'll never ever take your word again You do what you like Are you going down the boozer? I'll be there tonight I'm going on a blind date I'm going a friend a favour I hope she's not a horror We'll have to wait and see I'm slapping on my Old Spice, trying hard to look nice Got my tonic suit on, I hope she fancies me She got out of the taxi, she was a monster A total eclipse of Sainsbury's Tattoos on her tattoos, muscles on her muscles, She looked like the sister of Idi Amin