What's My Name

What the hell is wrong with me?

I'm not who I want to be

I tried spot cream and I tried it all

Crawlin' up the wall

What's my name?

Name

Name

I tried to join a ping-pong club

Sign on the door said, "All full up"

I got nicked, fightin' in the road

The judge didn't even know

What's my name?

Name

Name

Dad got pissed so I got clocked

Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot

Offers mum a bribe through the letter box

Drives you fucking mad

I'm 'round the back of your house at night

Peepin' in the window, are you sleepin' tight?

I laugh at your locks with my celluloid strip

And you won't know who came

What's my name?

Name

Name

What's my name?

Name

Name