Routine Check (feat. Kano & the Streets)

The good thing with the law these days, right

Is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips

A ten, two, nine

Teddy tends to not have time

That's when Teddy wants to decline

To entertain all your piss taking jives

I tell you my name I'm identified by

And when the station verifies

You realize what  I tell you is right

Your hand dips inside my black Stan Smiths

Rustles my CK boxers

Fuck sake you nearly grabbed man's dick

Cunt-stable

Sorry, I didn't mean cunt-stable

But that name feels so comfortable

And I find it so fun to talk

'Cause cunt-stable and I'm not under oath

That's why I don't fit the description

To the kid that kicked all them doors off their hinges

Listen mate, I just spitted that and I ain't licking your sidekicks

Getting kicks off my side's embarrassment

But you'll see me end up in the van again

And you'll hear the cell door slam again

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips

What's the problem, officer?

Just a routine check, mate

That's why we stopping ya

This is the third time now, must be popular

I never knew I had fans, oh, here's me autograph

As you can see, it's all steady, yeah, I bought my car

License, insurance, it's all proper

Listen, I make that decision, you just keep it on guard

Mister Tony Mitchell from Manor Park

Do you wear saggy jeans that like you so hard?

Wearing jackets twice your size, like you're carrying arms

You've got to stand here

What?

You're having a laugh

If this is what I'm being held for, kiss my ass

I showed you all my papers, now what more do you need?

Now come on, son, where you hiding all the weed?

Is it in the glove compartment, under the seat?

Behind the sun visor, smart, very neat

Now listen son, you might as well tell me what you got

What you on about?

Obviously your plan's flopped

Trying to put me wrist in cuffs

I think not

I know I ain't got no skunk, so just piss off

I'm Marvin, I need to go the chip shop

Pardon me Sergeant Martin, I've got to nip off

I wish I could stay, but I can't be stopped

Maybe next time, we could all kick off

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips

Aw, man

What the fuck do you want from me?

I just want to be left alone, so don't even bother me

Interrupt me, and accuse me wrongfully

I ain't got the time, this is long for me

Blah, blah, blah, Kane Robinson

Twenty-first of the fifth eighty-five, Forest Gate Hospital

You know the kids with a piston out of breath 'cause you lost them all

You won't find a box of Merck

So, spare me the time of the stop and search

Two black boys and they got a Merck

If it was stolen, why would we stop the Merck?

You pulled us to try and find problems

Like Jay-Z and 99 Problems

I'm a bad boy anyway, always got protection, ninety-nine condoms

Yeah officer, course I'm a a thief

Deal a little drugs and my boot smell of weed

Run around the block saying, fuck the police

I learned that from a D-Block CD

So, fuck your routine, mind your own business, never mind me

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips

Oi, oi, I don't get many routine checks

These bros are not the same

Apart from that day off the train, from that Tottenham game

I do tend to end days in the police station

On occasion, lately, once a week, maybe

I get a crime reference number for my most recent phone

The police code, that's the code for a free phone

Take one camera phone, tell them I got jacked of the phone

When in fact, actually though, the previous evening back at home

I played Baby Foot, no one jacked my phone

I madly gambled my phone and got smacked by my bro

Vacate the station with a pace back up the road

And hope next Saturday I won't lose my brand spanking phone

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips

What do you mean, routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and crips