Drink to Get Drunk

I eat food to satisfy my hunger

I drink water to quench my thirst

I use my mouth and air to blow balloon up

I prick with pin to watch it burst

To make noise, I use my breath

To unlock doors, I use a key

When I'm lookin' for something, I use my eyes

I use booze to unlock me

I sweep so I can sleep

I sweep so I can sleep

Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep

I wear shoes so I can run, as to avoid the broken glass

I wear the pants because they suit me

And to discourage the pinchin' of ass

I'll tell a joke to make you laugh

I'll close the door to have a cry

They say that change and pain is a positive thing

Have I changed since you died

I sweep so I can sleep

I sweep so I can sleep

Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep

Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know, but I drink to get drunk

Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know, but I drink to get drunk

Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know, but I drink to get drunk

Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know, but I drink to get drunk