Case of the P.T.A.

Aw man, oh man, oh man, oh man (Man, word)

Yo, yo, yo, I cannot understand (What's up?)

Why the parents and the teachers

And everybody tryin' to bring it to the kids

The young generation, yo

What's the deal, bro, Charlie Brown, what's the deal, Charlie?

Yo, man, I don't know what the deal is

You have to ask my partner, Dinco D

Yo, yo, tell us D, tell us D

Mass confusion, G, I don't know what's up

Ayo, man

It's just another case of that old P.T.A. (Oh man)

Ooh, in school, I wrote notes and took quotes from Shakespeare

And other types of rhymes to show you that I (Care)

From things like Together Forever, to You're My Only One (Only one)

It was special, I can say it was a lovin' one

You would say someone's knockin' at my window (Knock, knock)

Someone's ringin' my bell (Ding-dong)

It's about two in the mornin'

Yo D, what the hell's goin' on?

It's just another case of that old P.T.A.

But nevertheless, it goes to show my potential

And even though our love was three-dimensional

One (Me)

Two (You)

Three (Your pops)

Now, what am I to do?

I had to transform into an educated lad

Goin' around doin' chores for your dad

Playin' a duck, wearin' sweaters and shoes

Chillin' with pop, just listenin' to the blues

And talkin' to your mom about her love for her daughter

Suggesting to me, that I just oughta

Watch myself (Inch by inch, oh)

Watch myself (And use some sense)

So I did (Hey)

And didn't do a damn thing

But they still complained, so now I sing

It's just another case of that old P.T.A.

ROAARRR!

Busta Rhymes, the mighty infamous

Always misbehavin' and mischievous

Causing aggravation, I'll never pause

Pushin' out spit balls through plastic straws (In class)

Until I got caught at last for lightin' up the courtyard grass

Hey! Teacher, teacher, don't try to flex (Busta Rhymes 'bout to get a complex)

Hey yo, in class kicked it to this girl Cheryl (What?)

The teacher tried to throw me a referral (No, no, no!)

But not with detention, no, nor with suspension

A child wicked and wild that carries ill styles

She suggested I need to go talk to my mommy

Now when she gets home, she's gonna wear out the body

I hate this relationship to mom and teacher

When she reaches home, hey, yo, she knows that I reached ya

Okay, of today, I am the new school prey

Between my mom, my teacher and my dad, ayo

It's just another case of that old P.T.A.

Ah

Yo, teachers hate me, the girls don't date me

Because I'm C. Brown (Class clown)

Yet and still, ah, sometimes I chill, yo

Dependin' on the day and (How I feel)

Sometimes I leave an apple that's rotten and (Brown)

Nowhere to be found

Gum tacks on seats, five days a week

A riot in the lunchroom, I gotta get some sleep

But I didn't do it (You did it)

I'm suspended (You was with it)

And now it's time to pay for the crime and I never got caught

Like Judge Wapner (Bam, take 'em to court)

A room of teachers, parents and preachers

A principal and one kid dressed in sneakers

Case of Brown vs. the Board (Order, order)

Yo twelve, verse one it's a slaughter

I pleaded my case, ah! Face to face, ah!

It was a waste and everyone was in place, yo

Pronounced me guilty, you have (Three hundred sixty-four days)

Of detention to serve (Some nerve)

I felt dissed, good grief, I'm pissed

The head of the board said, "Case dismissed"

As I walked out the room I heard them stay

Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya (Oh, oh man, oh man)

It's just another case of that old P.T.A. (Uh)

Ah man (Yes)

We have the final countdown

Oh, yes we do, the final countdown

On the case of the P.T.A.

File number 3478-20 (Ah)

28, 42

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Let's do the final countdown on the hitlist

For all of the scrubby teachers

All the scrubby teachers when they're passin' out time (Ah, boo)

Wait up, hold up

How about Mrs. Savastano?

Boo (Ah!)

They stink, tell 'em, Mrs. Savastano