If Momma Was Married

I wish Momma would marry a plain man Then we could all be together If Momma was married we'd live in a house As private as private can be Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries, a mouse Two monkeys, one father, six turtles and me If Momma was married If Momma was married I'd jump in the air And give all my toe shoes to you I'd get all these hair-ribbons out of my hair And once and for all I'd get Momma out too If Momma was married Momma, get out your white dress You've done it before Without much success Momma, Godspeed and God bless We're not keeping score What's one more or less? Oh, Momma, say yes And waltz down the aisle while you may I'll gladly support you I'll even escort you And I'll gladly give you away Oh Momma, get married today If Momma was married there wouldn't be any more "Let me entertain you, let me make you smile I will do some kicks" "I will do some tricks" "Sing out, Louise!" "Smile, Baby!" Momma, please take our advice We aren't the Lunts I'm not Fanny Brice! Momma, we'll buy you the rice If only this once You wouldn't think twice It could be so nice If Momma got married to stay But Momma gets married And married And married And never gets carried away Oh Momma Oh Momma Oh Momma Get married today!