How I Learned To Love The Bootboys

I'm in love A rat tailed girl Scared to dance Our church hall But it's better than being bitch Slapped in the shrubbery While the teatime classes Watching I TV Chartbusters, Bootboys All right, oh yeah who's scared tonight? All right, oh yeah who's scared to dance How I learned to love the Bootboys 'Round our way Call them by their given names Pass the time of day Chartbusters (Chartbusters) Bootboys All right, oh yeah who's scared tonight? All right, oh yeah who's scared to dance How I learned to love the Bootboys Give them half a chance They're at the bottom of the road They're at the top of the charts They drag me like a Christian Over the dance I was dreading and dread I was scared to dance Youth Records (Youth Records) Bootboys All right, oh yeah who's scared tonight? All right, oh yeah who's scared to dance All right, oh yeah who's scared tonight? All right, oh yeah who's scared to dance How I learned to love the Bootboys