If I Could Get Away With Murder

I'll crack your fucking head wide open

In front of everybody in the bank

And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail

Hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma

And guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again

Because I'm fucking stupid

I don't give a fuck about jail

That's my business, that's what I do

Yo, you know who this is to? this is what I do

My companion for life, Yo, you fucking cunt

Yo, I shot you

If I couldn't get away with murder, yo, I broke you

This is what I do

Put my hands around your neck like a piece of glue

This is what I do

If murder was a case, I'd try to drown you, even in a public pool

Gun you down when you walk into a public school

If murder was a case

I'd be the only one at your funeral with a smile on his face

You know what? I shot you

If I couldn't get away with murder, yo, I broke you

This is what I do, yo, I shot you

If I couldn't get away with murder, yo, I broke you

This is what I do

The question isn't when I kill you, whether I get caught

That's the only thing stopping whether I do it or not

I'm not thinking about feeling just blood spots on ceiling

Using so much blitz let the pain start feeling you

Either cremate the body or you sink the bone

But don't repeat what you do

Because they tap your bone

To the least bit suspicious because

A barbecue six-pack can show me the lips

Here's some violent ambitions

Selling with threats and wishes

You don't worry about my actions

When I create you with kisses

And I'm talking about you but no names are needed

I thought the tiger at the zoo

And then I take you defeated

Cause when I say I love you, I fucking mean it, I shot you

If I could get away with murder, I'd pop you

This is what I do, put my hands around your neck

Feel your face in blue, this is what I do, if murder was a case

I'd try to drown you, even in a public pool

Gun you down when you're walking through a public school

If murder was a case, I'd I'll be the only one at the funeral

With a smile on his face, I shot you

If I could get away with murder, I'd pop you

This is what I do, I shot you

If I could get away with murder, I'd pop you

This is what I do, I shot you

If I could get away with murder, I'd pop you

This is what I do, I shot you

If I could get away with murder, I'd pop you

This is what I do

Now there's some things in life

That I just can't get through to you

I wanna crack your head open

And just spill it all in you

Like someone you ask to your pussy

And just spill it all in you

If you don't believe in God

Me killin' you ain't a sin to you

And it's B.C., so it's just eight to three

And it was just dinner and a date to me

So don't act so irate to me

Cause I get so fucked up

I gotta have people translate for me

And I dirty my house

Just so you can come and clean it

Cause when I say I love you, I fucking mean it, I shot you

If I could get away with murder, I'd pop you

This is what I do, put my hands

Around your neck, feel your face in blue

This is what I do, if murder was a case

I'd try to drown you, even in a public pool

Gun you down when

You're walking through a public school

If murder was a case

I'd I'll be the only one at the funeral

With a smile on his face, I shot you

If I could get away with murder, I'd pop you

This is what I do, yo I shot you

If I could get away with murder, I'd pop you

This is what I do, yo I shot you

If I could get away with murder, I'd pop you

This is what I do

I was sitting back thinking the other day

I was dreaming about you, baby

I was driving by

Seeing your fine ass walking down the road

I fucking hit you in the face with a brick

Then you're in the bathtub

You're just rubbing yourself down

Rubbing your titties

Looking all good and shit

I plug your radio in with some Luther Vandals

And I fucking drop in the bathtub

You stupid bitch

I don't know whether I want you to cry

I don't know whether

I want you to fucking drop a gun

I don't know what I want