At Your Inconvenience

(I'm back)

(Like I never left)

(I'm here at your)

(Inconvenience)

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(Like I never left)

(I'm here at your)

(Inconvenience)

I ain't answerin' anymore of your questions

You know what? I have a question

Whose ideas was it to get in the charts

By rhymin' over Hungarian dance music?

And why would I make dance music

When I can't dance to it?

I'm the antidote to that shit

Bringin' back this rap shit

Soon as I'm done callin' this bulimic a fat bitch

I'll be savin' the day, a renegade with a dog

Playin' fetch, watchin' him chase a grenade

Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno

If I ever again get mistaken for a Cluedo character

I'm gonna have to unleash some amateur judo

I just took a shit, and now I can't find any loo roll

Two flows for every one that you got

Too hot, I do squat, diddly

And do more than you do when you do lots

Do lots, do women do for me what they do not do for you?

Maybe it's got something to do with my new watch

I'm back (I'm back)

Like I never left (Like I never left)

I'm here at your (I'm here at your)

Inconvenience (Inconvenience)

I'm back (I'm back)

Like I never left (Like I never left)

I'm here at your (I'm here at your)

Inconvenience (Inconvenience)

I have a question

Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route

When I'm a meanie, born to instigate fumes?

I'm the morning, midday, and evening news

And I started a trend, Mike got his teeth fixed, too (Mike Skinner)

If you're wonderin' where I've been at

Kicked back wit' a six-pack

Of Beck's on a bench, sunbathin' in a hijab

Gimme a Tic-Tac

I just had a pack of Nik Naks, thanks

Now I turn you into a kebab with my pick-axe

Mishmash, mosh pit whenever I drop shit

It's hot shit

I just won a race with an ostrich

Obnoxious, preposterous, looney, a damn nutter

If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my grandmother, ah

I live life without an ounce of logic

I like my wrist so much, I spent a house deposit on it

Vomit, then I drink more wine

And then I broke a bowl and hope the hospital gives me morphine

How do you spend your time?

I'm back (I'm back)

Like I never left (Like I never left)

I'm here at your (I'm here at your)

Inconvenience (Inconvenience)

I'm back (I'm back)

Like I never left (Like I never left)

I'm here at your (I'm here at your)

Inconvenience (Inconvenience)

I don't have a question, nope

When it comes to competition, I'm buryin' them

Better to bury them then have 'em gettin' lairy again

They want it with me like they want it with malaria

Like Wayne Bridge wants to be John Terry'd again

I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack

I wouldn't mind havin' a go on Caroline's

Actually, I promise to never be so vulgar

To never mention puttin' my cobra

Inside of Anna Kournikova, I swear

I'm back (I'm back)

Like I never left (Like I never left)

I'm here at your (I'm here at your)

Inconvenience (Inconvenience)

I'm back (I'm back)

Like I never left (Like I never left)

I'm here at your (I'm here at your)

Inconvenience (Inconvenience)