It seems like years ago
That the headlines read
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Is he in the Clement Club?
Or in the South of France?
Playing on a roulette wheel
In another game of chance
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Fleet Street looked everywhere
And the police did too
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
They laid his heir upon the town
Rotting in the grass
Or did he hear me find the bloke of the British ruling class
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
It was all quite a mystery
But there's one thing we know for sure
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing
