Whistle While I Work It

A few drinks at the house, gotta get that buzz going

'Cause I can't afford the club drinks that they're pouring

Valet's 20 bucks, so I'll find me a meter

It's five blocks away, but the parking is cheaper

I walk straight up to the bouncer

Got the flyer in my hand

Said I didn't bring the ladies

But I brought my favorite friends

He doesn't say a word

He just points us to the back

Like he thinks we'll wait in line

No, no, we ain't having that

'Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I whistle while I work it

I whistle while I work it

I whistle while I...

Four out of five make it in hours later

(Sorry, bro)

Sobered up, over-heated, and can't find a waiter

We dance up on some girls, but they're blockin' us out

I could win them with words, but the music's so loud

(Hey, what's your name?)

(Come on, tell him!)

Afraid to use the toilet, I'll get vomit on my pants

And I never tip the bathroom guy that helps me dry my hands

Hey, that guy's got a table, we can drink up for a while

'Till they notice we've been moochin', and get kick- kicked out in style

'Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I whistle while I work it

I whistle while I work it

I whistle while I...

Fellas say "ho", and ladies say "Ow!

You stepped on my foot!" Ice'll bring it right down

Datin' foreign girls, last name no vowels

Rock the tight T, Black Simon Cowell

Wanna throw my hands up, jump, jump

But it's too cramped to Krump. I might bruise my junk

See, I know where to go, no shenanigans

Just new fake noses and Kardashians

Hey girl, let me in this VIP

'Scuse me, who are you supposed to be?

I'm Wayne Brady from your TV screen

Do I have to choke a bitch? Now do you believe?

Oh! I loved 'Whose Line', and I watch your gameshow!

Then you'll hook a brother up?

Um, lemme see... no!

'Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

'Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows

I whistle while I work it

I whistle while I work it

I whistle while I work it

I whistle while I work it