if I had a dollar now for every drink I had
I'd be so fg wealthy and things wouldn't be so bad
but I drank down every penny in seven drunken nights
and called out for another round of seven drunken pints
so have a drink ya bastards cause there's no time left to lose
it's nearly time for closing
and we're running out of booze
so have a drink ya bastards
cause the morning's nearly here
the open road's before us
so let's have another beer
if I could've found a girl could drink as much as me
I'd take her off to be my wife and live so happily
but I have never known such a girl to walk upon this land
I guess it's heaven's plan for me to be a single man
