Horsing Around (The Burger Song)

We bought them auld burgers in the town yesterday

We brought them home and had them for the tea

There was six in a packet, the wife ate them all

Since then the auld crater hasn't been well at all

She's been horsing around, horsing around

Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town

Horsing around, horsing around

Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town

Around twelve o'clock, we both went up to bed

She says them auld burgers are gone to me head

She says ye know Johnny, I'll have to get more

She jumped out of bed and she ran out the door

She's been horsing around, horsing around

Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town

Horsing around, horsing around

Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town

She ran down the street in her knickers an' bra

The young lad said, "Daddy, what's wrong with me ma?"

She ran down the street, she was in her bare feet

Be jaysus them burgers are full of horse meat

She's been horsing around, horsing around

Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town

Horsing around, horsing around

Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town

The priest came a running an' the doctor as well

The guard in the squad car was driving like hell

The wife full a horse meat, first past the post

Says the man in the shop, she likes burgers the most

She's been horsing around, horsing around

Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town

Horsing around, horsing around

Since we bought them auld burgers inside in the town

Where is she now, Johnny?

She's gone to Cheltenham, lad!!