Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

Things have come to a pretty pass

Our romance is growing flat

For you like this and the other

While I go for this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be

Oh, I don't know where I'm at

It looks as if we two will never be one

Something must be done

You say either, and I say either

You neither and I say neither

Either, either, neither, neither

Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato, I like potato

You like tomato and I like tomato

Potato, potato, tomato, tomato

Let's call the whole thing off

But, oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And, oh, if we ever part

Then that might break my heart

So if you like pajamas and I like pajamas

I'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas

For we know we need each other so we

Better call the calling off, off

Let's call the whole thing off

Now, you say laughter and I say laughter

You say after and I say after

Laughter, laughter, after, after

Ah, let's call the whole thing off

Now you like vanilla and I like vanilla

You sarsaparilla and I sarsaparilla

Vanilla, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry

Ah, let's call the whole thing off

But, oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And, oh, if we ever part

Then that might break my heart

So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters

I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters

For we know we need each other so we

Better call the calling off, off

Oh, let' call the whole thing off

Let's call the whole thing off