Muppet Show

It's the Muppet Show

It's time to play the music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

It's time to put on makeup

It's time to dress up right

It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

Why do we always come here?

I guess we'll never know

It's like a kind of torture

To have to watch the show

And now let's get things started

Why don't you get things started?

It's time to get things started

On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational

This is what we call the Muppet Show!