I'm a S.O.B. (When I'm S-O-B-E-R)

Nine to five I’m kind of a Jerk.

I ain’t got no friends at work.

I say what’s on my mind. I don’t care what they think.

I’ll act rude I won’t give it a thought.

It don’t matter if they like it or not,

But everything changes after five once I’ve had a drink.

Cause once I knock a couple back I start feeling good.

And that’s when I act like I know I should.

You’ll find me dancing with the girls and playing pool,

Telling jokes and grinning like a fool.

Buying drinks for everyone in sight no matter who they are.

Cause I’m a real sweet guy and the the life of the party,

When you find me out in a bar,

But I’m an S.O.B. when I’m S-O-B-E-R.

On the job I don’t play around.

I punch the clock and I keep my head down.

Don’t say a word to anyone who tries to talk to me.

I ain’t got much time to pretend that I showed up at work trying to make a new friend,

But the chances get better once I put away a couple or three.

Cause once I knock a couple back I start feeling good.

And that’s when I act like I know I should.

You’ll find me playing washers with the rest of the guys.

You can tell I’m happy by the look in my eyes,

All together feeling much better by far.

Cause I’m a real sweet guy and the the life of the party,

When you find me out in a bar,

But I’m an S.O.B. when I’m S-O-B-E-R.

Yeah I’m an S.O.B. when I’m S-O-B-E-R.