We interrupt this record to bring you a special bulletin
The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been confirmed
The flying saucers are real
Too real when I feel
What my heart can't conceal
That was The Clatters recording, too Real
We switch you now to our on the spot reporter downtown
C'mon baby let's go downtown
Take it away John Cameron Cameron
This is John Cameron Cameron downtown
Pardon me madam, would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to land?
Jump back in the alley
Thank you and now the thin gentleman there
What I'm gonna do, is hard to tell
And the gentleman with the guitar, what would you do, sir
Just take a walk down lonely street
Thank you. We return you now....SCR-EE-EE-CH
This is Brak your outer space disc jockey with a request for Earth
Earth angel, earth angel
That was The Pelicans outer space recording, Earth
I've just been handed a bulletin
The flying saucer has just landed
Weswitch you again downtown
Here we are again
We have with us Professor Sir Cedric Pentingmode of the British Institute and the professor is approaching the saucer to see if there's possibly any sign of life aboard
Well I'm sure something... are you there?
I hear you knocking
But you can't come in
That was Laughing Lewis' record, Knocking
This is John Cameron Cameron on the spot
And now I believe we're about to hear the words of the first spaceman ever to land on Earth
A wop bob alumop balop bam boom
And now here are the ball scores
Four to three, six to two, and eight to one
The impact of seeing the first spaceman has this reporter reeling
Here I go reeling, uh-oh, uh-oh
That was The Clatters again with their big one, Uh-Oh
This is John Cameron Cameron again downtown
The spaceman has returned to his ship and is taking off
