Stand Up In It

Now this song is goin' out to all of you players Wanna be players, wanna be pimps Mad daddies or whatever you call yourself Well, you better get your game face on 'Cause this old lady told me one time and she said "Son, you men think you know what women want, but you don't" And then, she went on to tell me a story And it goes something like this All you wanna be lovers, there's somethin' you need to know Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago She said, "Theodis, men think they know what women want" But the truth about the whole thing is, boy, they really don't She said, "I had a man who thought he was the world's greatest lover " But when you add his time up, he was just a five-minute brother He used to squeeze it, hmm, he used to stroke it (you know, one night we was makin' love, he said) This thing is so damn good, I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it She said, "Theodis, you need to know that You can squeeze it or you can stroke it Do any damn thing you got the notion, but you ain't done a dog gone thing Until you stand up in it, ooh, got to stand up in it" Now this wanna be brother who thought He was the world's greatest lover Stopped by my house the other day And caught me with my part-time lover He said, "Baby, mm, baby, why you're messin' around on me?" I make sure your rents paid, I make sure your cable's on Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone Baby, ooh, baby, why you do me this way? She said, "Theodis, men think they know what women want" Mm, but the truth about the whole thing is, boy, they really don't Now you can play around with it, boy, and stroke it, do any damn thing you got the notion But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it Now you can squeeze it, mm, and you can stroke it But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it Ooh, you gotta stand up in it, boy (ooh, gotta do it, baby) Ooh, you gotta stand up in it, yes you do Then she said that, "Now, Theodis, better get up for me like you standin' up in it" I said, "Alright, I wouldn't do", she said, "No, no-no, go on! Play it like you stand, you know, stand up in it" What-what, what, stand up on it, I said, I said, "Okay, and I'm standin' up" (Oh yeah, Theodis) She said, "Theodis, men think they know what women want But the truth about the whole thing is, son, they really don't" She said, "Now you can squeeze it, mmh, and you can stroke it, but wait a minute" But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it (ooh) Now you can play around it with it, boy, and stroke it Do any damn thing you got the notion But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it Ooh boy, you better stand up in it, yeah, oh-oh, you gotta stand up in it You know, somebody say that you know that women got the hand Ooh, don't you know you got the feelin', boy, every time I don't know 'bout the woman much, fellas I'ma tell you somethin', now you know it right, too And the moral of this story is that You can snap it, stroke it, love it, squeeze it, tease it Do anythin' you wanna do with it But you ain't did nothin' until you stand up in it