Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone

Years we've been together Seems we cant get along, No matter what I do I don't appeal to you Makes no difference whether I am right or wrong If we cant be sweethearts This much you can do Please don't talk about me when I'm gone Oh, Honey, though our friendship ceases from now on And listen, if you cant say anything real nice Its better not to talk at all, that's my advice Were parting, you go your way, I'll go mine Its best that we do Here's a kiss, I hope that this brings lots of luck to you Makes no difference how I carry on Just remember Please don't talk about me when I'm gone.