Talk Nerdy To Me

You know I never

I never had much luck with girls

They never like to read and learn

But I like to

And if I could figure out

The cosine of your heart

That'd be a good start

Oh yes it would

I never

I never try to date offline

Use algorithms built to find

My Seven of Nine

So if you look half as great

As Aeryn on Farscape

You'll be my first mate

Cause baby we'll be

In the chat room

On the IRC

Out at the Big Con

Star Trek costume for me

Down in the dungeon

Role play D&D

And baby

Talk nerdy to me

You know I dress up

Like Jedi Knights or Klingon guys

My phaser gun is set to fry

I'll be your fanboy

And my Starfleet uniform

It matches the one worn

By Leonard Nimoy

Cause baby we'll be

In the chat room

On the IRC

Out at the Big Con

Star Trek costume for me

Down in the dungeon

Role play D&D

And baby

Talk nerdy to me

PC, pick up that keytar and talk to me

*Solo*

Cause baby we'll be

In the chat room

On the IRC

Out at the Big Con

Star Trek costumes for you and me

Down in the dungeon

And role play D&D

And baby, talk nerdy to me, yeah

And baby, talk nerdy to me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And baby ya know

Talk nerdy to me

(That's the way I like it, baby)