Please No Squeeza Da Banana

Hey

Please, do not squeeza the banana

Hold on, Mr. Policeman

Riley the cop will always stop

On the corner at Tony's stand

He'd help himself to anything

On which he could lay his hand

Riley did this quite often

Plenty of fruit he would soften

'Til Tony got sore, he inwardly swore

Then he began to shout (hey) "Please, no squeeza da banana"

Because when you do that

She's a no good for nuts (hey)

Please, no squeeza da plum

'Cause when you squeeza da plum

You put him on the bum

You touch-a this, you touch a that

You touch-a everything

You push-a this, you push a that

You never buy nottin'

So please, no squeeza da banana

If you squeeza, officer, please

The squeeza da watermelon

(Hey) please, no squeeza da banana

Because when you do that

She's-a no good for nuts (hey)

Please no squeeza da plum

When you squeeza da plum

You put him on the bum

You touch-a this, you touch a that

You touch-a everything

You push-a this, you push a that

You never buy nottin'

So please, no squeeza da banana

If you squeeza, officer, please

The squeeza da coconut

You touch-a this, you touch a that

You touch-a everything

You push-a this, you push a that

You never buy nottin'

So please, don't squeeza da banana

If you squeeza, officer, please

The squeeza da watermelon

Please, no squeeza da banana