I Don't Want Nothin' for Christmas

I don't want nothin' for Christmas

But you can get me lots of toys

Gidgets and gadgets, all very expensive

To impress the girls and boys

I don't want nothin' for Christmas

But you can give me lots of green

Nothin' gives a splash like a whole wad of cash

And the gift cards in between

Don't think I'm greedy

Hey, I'm not needy

This isn't science technology

Don't feel too wilty when you feel guilty

It's just reverse psychology

I don't want nothin' for Christmas

But you can get me lots of stuff

Things I can use and technically abuse

I can never get enough

I don't want nothin' for Christmas

But you can get me anything

Things that sparkle and puppies that barkle

And especially diamond rings

Don't think I'm greedy

Hey, I'm not needy

This isn't science technology

Don't feel too wilty when you feel guilty

It's just reverse psychology

I don't want nothin' for Christmas

But you can get me one more thing

Peace on Earth for what it's worth

And hear everybody sing

I don't think I'll get that for Christmas

But you can get us all to try

I don't want no stuff, but you better get enough

I don't want no things, but you better bring some rings

I don't want no coal, 'cause it's time to rock and roll

And I'll see you all next Christmas! Ya-ha-ha-ha!