Your Face Is Ugly

Your face is ugly

But I love you anyway

Your face is ugly

Looks like it's getting uglier each and every day

Oh, oh, I can't believe

How ugly your face is, I can't believe it

But it is

When we're in bed

You fart so bad

It's like always a permanent dutch oven

In my head

Oh, when we are in bed

It smells so bad

I think I'll gag

It's the worst smell I've ever had in my face, oh

You fart so bad

In the bed, and it makes me feel so sad

And your face is ugly

Your face is so ugly

Oh

Woah, woah, woah

When we're in bed again

You snore so loudly, it wakes me

Up

When we're in bed again

You snore so loudly, it's like a jackhammer

Waiting to erupt

Oh, you snore so loudly

And your face is ugly, yeah

And your breath smells so badly

But I love you

Anyway

I love you, anyway

'Cause you are my doggy, Roman

And I love you, anyway

I love you, Roman!