Loser (Glee Cast Version)

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flamin' with a loser in the cruise control

Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseat

Someone kept sayin' I'm insane to complain about

A shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe

You got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some Mace in the dark

Savin' all your foodstamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Double-barreled buckshot)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil on a Bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag

One's on a pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nosejob

The daytime crap of the folksinger slop

He hung himself with a guitar string, I slap a turkey neck

And it's hangin' from a pigeon wing

You can't write if you can't relate

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite

Who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(I'm a loser, baby)

(Gettin' crazy with the Cheez-Whiz)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Drive-by body pierce)

Yo, bring it on down

I'm a driver, I'm a winner

Things are gonna change, I can feel it

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(I'm a loser, baby, why don't you kill me?)

(I can't believe you)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Why don't you kill me?)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(I'm a loser, baby, why don't you kill me?)

(Sprechen sie Deutsche, hey, baby)

Soy un perdedor

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Why don't you kill me?)