He Is a Tejano

Whoo-hoo!

This is a story of a Texas boy

On his first trip to México

Play it, Flaco

Took some time to mess around

Went down to Guadalajara town

Pretty soon ended up in Lake Chapala

Wouldn't you know, it happened to me

Prettiest girl I ever see

Said, "I'll take you home to meet my mother"

Was a fiesta in the town

People came from miles around

She said, "Have her home at siete"

Then we danced 'til quarter to two

I didn't know just what to do

I can still hear her when she say

He is a Tejano

And he speak no Mexicano

He is a Tejano

And he speak no Mexicano

Whoo

Whoo-hoo!

I'm Texas dude

Pretty soon it's time to go

Back to Texas and do a show

She said, "Mister, please take me with you"

"Yeah, I hear it sure is great

Back there in the States

Back on your rancho in San Antonio"

Felt her brothers closing in

They said "Gringo, better tell her when"

As I come down the stairs and down a backstreet

Barely made the board on time

Oh man, she sure was fine

I can still hear her when she say

He is a Tejano

And he speak no Mexicano

He is a Tejano

And he speak no Mexicano

He is a Tejano

And no hable Mexicano

He is a Tejano

He no hable Mexicano

Yeah, he's a Tejano, alright (he is a Tejano)

Yeah, I know, listen in

Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco (and he speak no Mexicano)

Mucho libre, uno más

¿Qué pasó? (He is a Tejano)

¿Qué pasó? I heard that before

He speak no Mexicano

Taco brothers, where are you?

He is a Tejano