Theme Song Version 2

In the not-too distant future

Way down in Deep 13

Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank

Were hatching an evil scheme

They hired a temp by the name of Mike

Just a regular Joe they didn't like

Their experiment needed a good test case

So they conked him on the noggin and they shot him into space

(Get me down!)

"We'll send him cheesy movies"

"The worst we can find" (la la la)

"He'll have to sit and watch them all"

"And we'll monitor his mind"

Now keep in mind Mike can't control

Where the movies begin or end (la la la)

He'll try to keep his sanity

With the help of his robot friends

Robot roll call

Cambot! (show yourself!)

Gypsy! (I'm not ready!)

Tom Servo! (hello there!)

Crow! (that's one "o!")

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes

And other science facts (la la la)

Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show"

"I should really just relax"

For Mystery Science Theater Three Thousand