Stringing Up Conkers

I sit around in my pajamas Eating pear drops and stringing up conkers And if I want to feel something I stick pencils up my nose I just want to change the world In whatever little way I can I feel too fat to go to the gym So I sit at home and watch keep fit videos Sometimes I feel Like I'm banging my head against a brick wall But I just want to change the world In whatever little way I can, way I can, way I can, way I can There is no point to doing anything at all But I still want to change the world In whatever little way I can