All Banged Up

YVONNE & JULIES We're all banged up without the bang We've got the go but there's no fan dang How's any girl meant to do her thang When she's all banged up alone? We're all banged up without the bang JULIE S This little chassis needs a full front prang JULIE J I'm like a vampire without a fang YVONNE & JULIES And we're all vamped up alone And though we try not to think about All the pleasures we miss There's bugger all else to think about When you're dumped in a hellhole like this Day after day after day These assets are wasting away We're all banged up without the bang We get the twinges but where's our twang? Whipped to a peak like a stiff meringue But we're all whipped up alone TWO JULIES Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! YVONNE I want to feel the weight Of a handsome hunk Lying on top of me in my bunk And when the lights go down, so does he Til everything goes ting-a-ling inside of me Don't want to fall in love, I don't expect romance I just want some action inside my pants I never thought desire could be so strong I never thought I'd ever have to go so long JULIES It's just YVONNE It's just JULIES A little thrust YVONNE A little trust YVONNE & JULIES It must be the least you can do JULIES You're a screw YVONNE You're a screw JULIES We can trust YVONNE We can trust YVONNE & JULIES And our welfare is all down to you Night after night after night Think of our desperate plight JUSTIN You really should try and eat something YVONNE & JULIES We're all banged up without the bang We've got the go but there's no fan dang How's any girl meant to do her thang When she's all banged up alone? We're all banged up without the bang Nobody wants to be in our gang We couldn't care less If spring just sprang If the queen just rang They can all go hang Cos until we get out And get out with a bang! We're all banged up We're all banged up We're all banged up Alone