I Hate Your Ex-Girlfriend

Saved message Monday, September 4th, 11:27 PM

Hi, I was calling 'cause Jerry gave me your number

Um, I met him downtown and we've been talking for a while now

And he wanted to ahem

When we first met, I played it so cool

I played it so cool like I was old school (how you doin'?)

I didn't act jealous and I didn't get mad

But the tables have turned it's gotten really, really bad (damn)

She had you first, but I had you second (ya)

But when you two were dating I wasn't invested

I didn't get it how you've been affected by the way she treated you

Some day she's gonna get it (come here!)

At first when you broke up I understood her 'cause she wasn't over you

She cryin' sheeple, I bite my fingernails, grinning I'd smirk

Knowin' that I stole you away from that jerk

Haha, plus she's a herb and a sucker

Me? I'm a cool motherfucker and I'm much better lookin'

You must've liked her personality or somethin' (what's up with her?)

Have I told you?

I hate your ex-girlfriend (I think you should know)

I hate your ex-girlfriend (let me just say)

I hate your ex-girlfriend, I hate her, I hate her

Have I told you?

I hate your ex-girlfriend, I think you should know

I hate your ex-girlfriend, let me just say

I hate your ex-girlfriend, I hate her, I hate her

At first, I was lenient, I really didn't care (no)

But enough is enough, where the fuck is the beer?

I need to drink away all of my anger so I don't know myself

Who are you? I'm a stranger, and it wouldn't be as bad if I hurt her

Would I get in trouble for being drunk, committing murder? (No, what dat?)

Mm, maybe we'll just fight (c'mon), except she's an Amazon six foot dyke (ahh!)

Put up your dukes, come on let's go (yeah)

But she's a world champion boxer you know (shit)

I guess that's a bad idea she could whoop my ass

If she tried to swing, I'd just run really fast (get outta my way)

She's a little overweight if you know what I mean (ya)

I'll call all my friends and put together a team (hey guys)

We'll all go and get her, that'll be the key

Except all my friends think that I am crazy (coo coo)

Have I told you?

I hate your ex-girlfriend, I think you should know

I hate your ex-girlfriend, let me just say

I hate your ex-girlfriend, I hate her, I hate her

Have I told you?

I hate your ex-girlfriend, I think you should know

I hate your ex-girlfriend, let me just say

I hate your ex-girlfriend, I hate her, I hate her

Saved message Monday, September, 4th

Look, I'm sorry, okay? I just don't know why you keep avoiding my calls

I know you're going out with that new schmuck, Goddang!

She's not cool! She's a rapper! I mean, she's, she's bald