Please Warm My Weiner

I got somethin' to tell ya, baby

Don't get mad this time

If you warm my weiner, you'll give me ease all up in my mind

Baby, please warm my weiner

Oh, warm my weiner

Won't you just warm my weiner

'Cause he really don't feel right cold

Now listen here, sweet baby

I ain't no lyin' man

If you warm my weiner one time, you're gonna want him again

Baby, please warm my weiner

Oh, warm my weiner

Won't you just warm my weiner

'Cause he really don't feel right cold

Said, some says it takes hot water

Baby, can't you see?

But your heat, baby's plenty warm enough for me

Baby, please warm my weiner

Oh, warm my weiner

Won't you just warm my weiner

'Cause he really don't feel right cold

Oh baby, please warm my weiner

Now listen here, sweet baby

It ain't no fake

I'm beggin' you baby, now just give your daddy one break

Baby, please warm my weiner

Oh, warm my weiner

Won't you just warm my weiner

'Cause he really don't feel right cold

Now listen here, sweet baby

You the time's growin' old

I don't want you to warm half of my weiner

I want you to warm him all

Baby, please warm my weiner

Oh, warm my weiner

Won't you just warm my weiner

'Cause he really don't feel right cold