Superstar (feat. Matthew Santos)

If you are what you say you are (Yeah, yeah)

A superstar (What you say now?)

Then have no fear

The camera's here (Uh)

And the microphones

And they wanna know, oh, oh, oh (The return)

If you are what you say you are

A superstar (Uh-huh)

Then have no fear

The crowd is here (Yeah)

And the lights are on (Ha)

And they want a show, oh, oh, oh (Free Chilly)

Yeah

Yeah, uh, a fresh cool young Lu

Tryna cash his microphone, check two-one-two

Wanna believe my own hype, but it's too untrue

The world brought me to my knees, what have you brung you?

Did you improve on the design? Did you do something new?

Well, your name ain't on the guest list, who brung you?

You, the more famous person, you come through

And the sexy lady next to you, you come, too

And then it hit me, standing outside of Heaven

Waiting for God to come and get me

I'm too uncouth

Unschooled to the rules and too gumshoe

Too much of a newcomer and too uncool

Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well

Though I need a holiday like lady who sung "Blue"

Go back, whatever you did, you undo

Heavy as Heaven, the devil on me, two tons, too

Ha, ha, ha, ha-ha-ha

If you are what you say you are

A superstar

Then have no fear

The camera's here

And the microphones

And they wanna know, oh, oh, oh

Yeah

And you better wear your shades

The spotlight's here can burn holes through the stage

Down through the basement, past the Indian graves

Where the dinosaurs laid

And out through China, nearly misses airliners

Magnified times five, this was pointed at the rhymer

Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaze (Woo)

Now, that's important to say

'Cause even with all that, most of us don't want it to fade

We want it to braid

Meaning we want it to grow, meaning we want it to stay

Like the governor called and he told him to wait

Unstrap him from the chair and put him back in his cage

The audience ain't fazed

And they ain't gon' clap, and they ain't gon' praise

They want everything back that they paid

'Cause they been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim

Ha, ha, ha, ha-ha-ha

If you are what you say you are

A superstar

Then have no fear

The crowd is here

And the lights are on

And they want a show, oh, oh, oh

Yeah

So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me away

'Cause I been standin' in this line for, like, five whole days

Me and security ain't gettin' along, and when I got to the front

They told me all of the tickets were gone

So just take me home where the mood is mellow

And the roses aren't thrown, M&M's are yellow

And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker

Everybody gets a nice autographed picture

One for you and one for your sister

Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener

Every song's her favorite song and mics don't feedback

All the reviewers say, "You need to go and see that"

And everybody claps 'cause everybody is pleased

And then they all take the stage and start performing for me

Like, "Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha"

"Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha, ha"

If you are what you say you are

A superstar

Then have no fear

The camera's here

And the microphones

And they wanna know, oh, oh, oh

If you are what you say you are

A superstar (Superstar)

Then have no fear

The crowd is here

And the lights are on

And they want a show, oh, oh, oh

Yeah

If you are

What you say you are

Then have no fear