Blue Monday morning at the factory gate
Almost time to clock in
Boys are all betting that Joe wouldn't show
They'd seen him over the weekend
He had four new tires on that ol' Cadillac
Betty the waitress had some clothes in the back
Dashboard full of road maps of Mexico
Joe knows how to live
He said women were made to love
Money is made to spend
Life is something, baby, you will never live again
Oh, I've got to admit it, Joe sure knows how to live
By now they'll be down at the ocean
He and Betty stretched out somewhere
Only blue in his life is the blue moonlight
Bouncing off Betty's blonde hair
Oh I can just see 'em rolling around on the sand
I never thought I was a jealous man
When I think what he's doing and what I'm not
Oh, I'm jealous a lot
Women are made to love
Money is made to spend
Life is something, boy, you will never live again
Oh, I've got to admit it, Joe sure know how to live
Now Betty's back home with her mother
Joe's back on the assembly line
But he brings his pictures and his Mexican hat
Just to remind us sometimes
He says, women are made to love
Money is made to spend
Life is something, baby, you will never live again
Oh, I've got to admit, Joe sure knows how to live
Oh, I hate to admit it, Joe sure knows how to live
Man, they would have fired me if I'd done that, you know
Another thing man
I don't know he got Betty away from her mama
That ol' girl watches her all the time
Ha-ha, you think Joe's wife know about that yet?
I don't think so
