The Dean and I

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hey kids, let me tell ya how I met your mom

We were dancin' and romancin' at the senior prom

It was no infatuation but a gradual graduation

From a boy to a man, let me tell you while I can

The soda pop came free

Hey sis, one kiss and I was Heaven bound

Now who would have guessed Milton's paradise lost could be found?

But in the eyes of the dean, his daughter

Wasn't doin' what she should've oughta

But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

The consequence should be

Church bells, three swells

The dean, his daughter and me

They were datin' in the park, they were smoochin' in the dark

Of a doorway for two

She whispered "I love you"

Ooh, you know I never felt this way before

Ooh, you know the elevator in my heart

Has gone awol, awol, awol, awol, awol

And then I kissed her and when I kissed her

It's a wonderful world when you're rollin' in kisses

Now the paint is peelin'

Now and when the chips are down

Now you kinda lose all feelin'

Now your head goes round and round

Round and round and round and round

And round and round and round

I'm throwing myself off this train

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days and a hum drum ways

Hum drum days, he's got  hum drum ways

Oh, boy

Hey, you know I'm really earning now

My ship came in with a cargo of dollars

My name's lit up on the prow

It's a wonderful world when you're rollin' in dollars

(Rollin' in dollars, rollin' in dollars)

Now