If I Had a Boat

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

I said me up on my pony, on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers

I'd sure enough be single

I couldn't bring myself to marryin' old Dale

Oh, it'd just be me and Trigger

We'd go ridin' through them movies

Then we'd buy a boat, and on the sea we'd sail

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

I said me up on my pony, on my boat

Well, now the mystery, masked man was smarter

He got himself a Tonto

'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free

But Tonto, he was smarter

And one day said, "Kemosabe

Well, kiss my ass, I bought a boat

I'm goin' out to sea"

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

I said me up on my pony, on my boat

And if I were like lightnin'

I wouldn't need no sneakers

Well, I'd come and go whenever I would please

And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree

And scare 'em by the light pole

But I would not scare my pony on my boat, out on the sea

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

I said me up on my pony, on my boat

I said me up on my pony, on my boat