Choreographed Comedy Acts That End With Dead Clowns

Misery, I’m half dead and going nowhere

So, you ain’t got nothing on me

So, from time to time, I get way outta line!

Someone call this man a cab

Ma’am, we found your son, the unfortunate one

But I’m afraid he’s no longer intact

As I watched you sail away on a riverboat fantasy

As the ship moved through the waves

You smile and wave back at me

Goodbye

There are thieves

In the wind, in the trees

(In the wind, in the trees)

There are thieves

(There are thieves)

Dance with, dance with me!

So baby, lets break this down

Get crazy, right here, right now

Don’t worry about the looks and the stares

Scream like you just don’t care

And between guitars and the drums and the parts

We dance to the breaks and the beats

And we'll role with the hills and we'll never stand still

Till we break the floor with our feet

As I watched you sail away for the second time away from me

As the ship moved through the waves

You smile and wave back at me

Goodbye

There are thieves

In the wind, in the trees

(In the wind, in the trees)

There are thieves

(There are thieves)

Dance with, dance with me!

Steady it now, here comes the loud

Just dance, throwback

Oh God, I think we got it now

Bounce

As I watched you sail away for the last time away from me

I didn’t care what you’d think

So, I’d turn around back to leave

Goodbye

Yeah

There are thieves!