I Think I'm a Clone Now

Isn't it strange?

Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror

What would people say?

If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan

Born to be a carbon-copy man

There in a petri dish, late one night

They took a donor's body cell

And fertilized a human egg

And so I say

I think I'm a clone now

There's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way

We go out walkin' close together

I guess you could say

I'm really beside myself

I still remember how it began

They produced a carbon-copy man

Born in a science lab, late one night

Without a mother or a father

Just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now

(A clone now)

There's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

(A clone now)

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

(A clone now)

And I can stay at home while I'm out of town

I think I'm a clone now

(A clone now)

'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans

Come and meet the carbon-copy man

Livin' in stereo, it's alright

Well, I can be my own best friend

And I can send myself for pizza, so I say

I think I'm a clone now

Another one of me's always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

(A clone now)

I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world renowned

I think I'm a clone now

(A clone now)

And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

(A clone now)

That's my genetic twin always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

(A clone now)

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now