How Could She?

Wilma Flintstone, Marcia Brady Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha Mrs. MacGillicuddy How could she? Ginger, Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell Samantha Stevens, Lieutentant Uhura Judy Jetson Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster Rhoda, Penny Robinson How could she? Why? (Why?) Why, why don't you love me anymore? I said, "Why?" (Why?) Why, why don't you love me anymore? One, two, three, four Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed No recourse except for celluloid In my heart, I know you are not real Though in mind, suspect you still can feel Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera Black or white, stunning Technicolor Warner Brothers and the AAP I've become addicted to TV Crissy Snow, Catwoman Creepela, Weezie Jefferson Betty Rubble, Little Cindy Who Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane Vanna White, Wonder Woman Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo How could she? Why? (Why?) Why, why don't you love me anymore? I said, "Why?" (Why?) Why, why don't you love me anymore? Why? (Why?) Why, why don't you love me anymore? I said, "Why?" (Why?) Why, why don't you love me anymore? How could you? How could you? How could you? How could you?