I Wish I Had a Date

Well I wish I had a date So I wear my suit and tie Well I wish I had a date With a pretty girl in mind Well I'll take her out to dinner And I'll treat her real good I'll spend all my money on expensive food Show her off to all the rest of my friends I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10 I won't pay attention while my buddies scam I'll be in love with a bitchin' bim You know I am but at least she'll pretend Well I wish I had a pretty face And a body for brawls and fights Well if I didn't have a chicken face I could mack 'em down the chicks at night Well we'll go out at night and she'll ignore me Just a little but not a lot And she'll go flirt with the tough guys And they'll fool around with her twat And for the moment that I have my back turned She's making out in the parking lot Well I wish I had a date With a lot of trust and devotion Well I wish I didn't have a chump Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean But if you know I had a date And she wouldn't play on me Cowwa-cowwa bunga Yeah man, real peachy Well I wish I had a date Well I wish I had a date Well I wish I had a date Well I wish I had a date