Shave 'Em Dry I

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb

I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come

Oh daddy, baby, won't you shave 'em dry?

Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me, baby, grind me until I cry

Say I fucked all night, and all the night before, baby

And I feel just like I wanna fuck some more

Oh great God, daddy

Grind me honey and shave me dry

And when you hear me holler, baby

Want you to shave it dry

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb

Daddy, you say that's the kind of woman you want, and you can make 'em come

Oh daddy, shave me dry

And I'll give you somethin', baby

Swear it'll make you cry

I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs

I want you to grind me, daddy, till the bell do ring

Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry

Oh great God, daddy, if you can't shave 'em, baby, won't you try?

Now if fuckin' was the thing that would take me to Heaven

I'd be fuckin' in the studio till the clock strike eleven

Oh daddy, daddy, shave 'em dry

I would fuck you, baby, honey, I'd make you cry

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper

And your dick stands up like a steeple

Your goddam asshole stands open like a church door

And the crabs walks in like people

Ow, shit!

Ooh!

Baby, won't you shave 'em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn

And a pig gets fat from suckin'

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am

Great God, I got fat from fuckin'

Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

My back is made of whalebone

And my cock is made of brass

And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars

Great God, round to kiss my ass

Ooh daddy, shave 'em dry