Pickup the phone, and call in sick today
No man can argue with lady pains
Nothing to do but stay in bed
Lets make some toast, thats slang for hard bread
Lets stay in, and get on together
Because theres nothing on tv
Except Natasha Kaplinsky
So, lets make some entertainment, you and me
What can it be?
Close the door and be inside today
Away from the hordes
There's a way i know to entertain
And stop being bored
Let's have today off to have a sit down think
Leave the washing up in the sink
Time to concentrate on you and me
I think its time for two separatees
Lets stay in, and get on together
Because theres nothing on tv
Except Natasha Kaplinsky
So, lets make some entertainment, you and me
What can it be?
Close the door and be inside today
Away from the hordes
There's a way i know to entertain
And stop being bored
Please, please, please me
Please, please, please me
Please, please, please me
Please, please, please me
Please, please, please me
Please, please, please me
