Scissored in My Chevy

Getting scissored in my Chevy had me breathing so heavy

When she pulled my flannel panties off it broke my levee

Just a couple country girls getting sweaty and sweet

She's a dirty Dixie daisy, it was love at first queef

When her queef hit my face I knew I was ready

To scissor that lady in the back of my Chevy

And baby, this ain't like your Subaru

But damn, I scissor so good with you

So wiggle those hips and make me believe

In the back of my Chevy it's like a dream

We're scissoring sweet in deep Tennessee

And letting our lesbian pussies queef

We're rubbing roast beef in the Dixie heat

It's a melody making our mufflers sing

My mama and my daddy and my granny don't need

To know that you scissor in my Chevy with me

Hey daddy, sorry for getting home so late

I was just fishing again, can't you smell it