Minecraft Won't Add Inches to Your Cock

(Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin' shit)

(Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin' shit)

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

C-C-C-Careful of the Enderman he's

Black, he will get angry if you look at him and

Attack you, he's black, and he'll steal, he'll rob your blocks

He cannot swim, cannot swim at all

I'm in the deep, deep basement of

Mom's house, mining 'til I get to the next

Level, I just gotta build something big

Bigger than me and I'll be

Crafting in the basement all night

Minecraft won't add inches to your cock!

So mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

Build it higher!

So mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

To the sky

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

This is Minecraft

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

This is Minecraft

Zombies and Creepers and the

Spiders and the Skeletons, that carry bows and

Arrows I just gotta build a building that'll

Keep 'em from me, because the

Netherworld's the only thing

That waits for me

I'm always living in a Lego Land

In-vented by a Swedish Viking lookin'

Fat kid, gotta keep on building and survive-vive-vive

And then maybe somebody will have sex with me

Minecraft won't add inches to your cock

So mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

Build it higher!

So mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

To the sky

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

This is Minecraft

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

This is Minecraft

(Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin' shit)

(Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin' shit)

Minecraft won't add inches to your cock

Minecraft won't add inches to your cock

So mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

Build it higher!

So mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

Mine it up-up-up

To the sky

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

This is Minecraft

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

This is Minecraft

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh