Steve's Lava Chicken

La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken

Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell

Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell

Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack

Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack

La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-chicken

Steve's blaze-grilled bird's finger-lickin'!

Found him struttin' by molten goo—

Cluckin' like, "Steve, man, I'm burnin' for you!"

Feathers aflame, but swagger intact

Moonwalks on magma—now how 'bout that?

Steve's Lava Chicken (Whoa-oh!)

Hotter than Fire Resistance, baby—so blisterin'!

Steve's Lava Chicken (Yee-haw!)

One bite'll torch your taste buds—no dismissin'!

Steve grabbed a bucket, tried to quell the blaze

Splash! He drowned his boots in a sticky red haze

Chicken just winked—did a sassy peck-slide

Like, "Dude, I'm on fire—let me enjoy the ride!"

Cluckin' a riff like an obsidian guitar

Even Endermen stop to watch from afar!

Magma peeper, nether creeper

Sizzling stealer of culinary capers!

Should I feast or free thee?

This char-broil fowl's comedy!

Steve's Lava Chicken (Rock on!)

Dancing past death like a melting pop icon!

Steve's Lava Chicken (Encore!)

A blazing peep so bold, we can't ignore!