Up up right! (Up up right!)
Up right down! (Up right down!)
Up left right! (Up left right!)
Down right up left
Down right down (Up right down?)
Up, right down right, down
Left down, right!
Um, up left, down, left down left, down (No)
Up, right down left, right
Down left, right!
Up, down, down
(Ugh! Wooly can you take this serious-?!)
(Can you hear me?)
(We don't have much time. You need to-)
(Wooly, where did you go?)
(We're not done playing our game)
(Listen to me! You need to destroy these tapes)
(You need to get out of here before they-)
I've got a fun game we can play
Since I go on adventures every day
Let's try something new, something wild and cray
(But Amanda, I thought we were-)
(It's my turn. Shut up)
(Okay)
Point to the store, I need a treat
For my friend who is dear to me
So let's be quick, no dawdling!
Before this tape ends sudden-
Do you even care?
You're wasting my time
Stop being obtuse
The answer's right there!
So what are you, blind?
Or is something missing?
Stop, this isn't fair!
It's like you don't- (Listen)
You'll never find me
You could never try to see
Past the static on the screen
I can't control it
And I just know
It doesn't matter, what's inside of me
I can't remember
Never seen a tape where
The plot aligns elegantly
I'm out there somewhere
Rotting in the nowhere
But you'll never listen
To me (Amanda, Amanda)
(Amanda, Amanda)
(Amanda, Amanda)
(Amanda, Amanda)
I think we could have a real good time
If we just take a break and breath (Hm)
So why don't you put your hands in mine?
And we'll cool you down as you seethe
Do you smell something rotting?
There's nothing here, stop talking
I swear there's something spotting!
I'm telling you it's nothing
Are you afraid to discuss it?
You're talking crazy
Is it me, or are you an idiot?
(Answer my question)
(You don't have to answer-)
(Answer my question!)
Do you even care?
You're wasting my time
This isn't fair
Let me out of here!
(Hi! It's so good to see you again!)
(We missed playing with you so much!)
(Haven't we, Wooly?)
(Oh, yeah, we missed you a whole ton!)
(Let's play)
Saturday distressed
With our favorite host on the screen
Grew up, replayed that VHS
And it got a new tone to the scene
One full of shadows and screams
This ain't the show that I've seen
See, when they told me that you sold your soul
That's not what they mean
I mean, aw man, Amanda
Tell me what they did to our pal
I think that Hameln got their
Hands on something sinister now
And with your dad disappearing
And all the static that's nearing
We all need help from this hell
And I know Amanda sincerely can hear me!
You'll never find me
You could never try to see
Past the static on the screen
I can't control it
And I just know
It doesn't matter, what's inside of me
I can't remember
Never seen a tape where
The plot aligns elegantly
I'm out there somewhere
Rotting in the nowhere
But you'll never listen
To me (Amanda, Amanda)
You'll never listen to me! (Amanda, Amanda)
(Amanda, Amanda)
(Amanda, Amanda)
(Oh, Wooly!)